Financial Stability Seekers Gifts

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Will work for ETFs

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Investing your savings

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

'Recession is when the Jones have a tough time keeping up with themselves.'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

A Balanced budget.

"Your EKG corresponds with the stock market report."

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

'I met the greatest guy! He's sweet, he's handsome, and his insurance policy is Equity Indexed Whole Life!'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

'It's great not needing to put anything aside for a rainy day.'

'Your assets are perfectly safe with us, it's ring fenced - and of course we reconcile regularly sir.'

'Remember son: not a borrower but a lender be.'

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

Past Performance in No Guarantee of Future Results.