Financial Security Seekers Gifts

A Recent Study Shows...9 out of 10 teachers will work through retirement.

Will work for ETFs

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Investing your savings

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Redundancies

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

'I'm afraid you'll have to find another way of showing how crucial you job is, Johnson!'

A Balanced budget.

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

'I met the greatest guy! He's sweet, he's handsome, and his insurance policy is Equity Indexed Whole Life!'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'Your good work leaves me in a splendid position. Isn't that enough reward for you?'

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'