Financial Security Seekers Pillows

A Recent Study Shows...9 out of 10 teachers will work through retirement.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Will work for ETFs

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Investing your savings

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

A Balanced budget.

Redundancies

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'I'm afraid you'll have to find another way of showing how crucial you job is, Johnson!'

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

'Your good work leaves me in a splendid position. Isn't that enough reward for you?'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'I met the greatest guy! He's sweet, he's handsome, and his insurance policy is Equity Indexed Whole Life!'

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

'Your assets are perfectly safe with us, it's ring fenced - and of course we reconcile regularly sir.'