Obtaining Financial Security Pillows

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

37 years in the same position.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Will work for ETFs

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Investing your savings

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"A wage increase to match inflation."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

God bless our home equity line of credit.

'I'm fired, am I -- What's that supposed to mean?'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

'Recession is when the Jones have a tough time keeping up with themselves.'

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

A Balanced budget.

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

Redundancies

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'