Economic Security Pillows

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- Does it have portable benefits?'

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

The Anti-Agent

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

37 years in the same position.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

Will work for ETFs

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"He's a guard dog."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Moulin Rouge Security