'The bank won't give us a loan for a new roof because we both had a vaccination for shingles.'
Financial Security Advocate Pillows
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Couple collecting money due to their pension concerns.
The Anti-Agent
"Too crowded. Let's go."
"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."
The Circular Logic of Fascism
Will work for ETFs
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
"Yes, I'm alone."
"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
Police Statetion
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"
'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'
'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'
The Best Defense
"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."
CCTV in church.
A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.
"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."
Privacy
"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"
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