Success Seeking Pillows

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Butterfly Woman

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Go! Means NOW!

Teamwork!

Bullseye!

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Upward Progress

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

The rope to success.

Boom

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Win - win

Gloat

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Tenacity trumps everything!

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

Jumping Man