Confident Dreamer T-Shirts

'I'm 85 to 90 percent sure that I've got it!'

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

What else is there to wish for?

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Man propelled by love

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

Inbox and Outbox

Life-Work Balance.

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Monster under the bed.

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'