Baby Dreamer Gifts

"So you're having trouble conceiving. Have you tried sex?"

Hoping for a boy or girl?

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Fertility Clinic - The consulting doctor has been very prolific.

IVF Clinic bed - 'And here we have the basis of our revolutionary new technique.'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Fertility Clinic next to Headache Clinic

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Little Princess.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Tree house.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."