Pregnancy Dreamer Gifts

'...and this is our cheapest fertility treatment.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Mr. Right!"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Boat wedding.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Little Princess.

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Awkward First Dates

"I hear you may do a baby."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Sleeping Beauty

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Sinking with your heart

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"Define fair."

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'