Screenplay Dreamer T-Shirts

You know, for years I've been wanting to write the great American novel, but the prospect is just too intimidating. Now I'm thinking I should start out with a smaller project. A short story? A screenplay? The great Canadian novel.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

ET Mishap

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Big screen TV.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Angel Music

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'