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'He never used to be this good - he's a cured ham.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Desert Island BBQ

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

ET Mishap

Pigeon Little

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Ice Cream Dreams.

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

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