Script Daydreamer Pillows

'He never used to be this good - he's a cured ham.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

ET Mishap

Desert Island BBQ

Pigeon Little

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'