Daydreamers Gifts

'Sure, as a young man I had dreams: fame, adventure...paying off my student loans.'

'The only thing wrong with you, Tom, is that you're almost too good to be true.'

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

"I want to be an executive,sir, and have three hour lunch breaks."

Prisoner tallies his days on a giant drawing pad.

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

Angels' wings and robes on clothesline in heaven.

"If I won the lottery, I'd sit around all day doing nothing!"

"Technology isn't so fancy. When I was a girl, we had something like a 24-hour weather channel, too!"

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"Look at the silly grin on his face -- I bet his imaginary playmate is a girl!"

Don Quixote

'Stop bossing me around or I won't be your imaginary friend anymore!'

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

"I can't wait to tell everyone back home that I own an island."

Free like a bird

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Ok biscuit. The pool is all blown up and filled with water...Max and I are ready for our first dive. What do you think we'll see this year?'

Just a flower.

"Thinking happy thoughts, dearest?"

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Desert Island BBQ

Pigeon Little

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.