First Love Dreamer T-Shirts

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Romance

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Robocop and Juliet.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Quantum Psychic

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"