First Love Dreamer Mugs

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Romance

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Robocop and Juliet.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Quantum Psychic

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Sinking with your heart

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"