Nostalgic Futurists Pillows

Digital Clocks.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Time Machine Collision

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

How Grandma Sees the Remote

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

Take me to your leader. . .

'Remember the good old days when the research department consisted of some studious types with a stack of annual reports?'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.'

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"

"Big choices today Mr. retired board of directors. 2 ply or 3 ply?"

When he was 16, Ed's dad gave him his choice between a car and a computer. Now he sits, busted down, far from the edge of the info superhighway!