Retro Futurists Pillows

"It's not like the old days when anyone could work on their own horse. Now, it's all computerized."

Occu-Pie Mars

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Robots In The Boardroom

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Real Life/Surreal Life

Time Machine Collision

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Artificial hearts.

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

Artificial intelligence discovers racism