Nostalgic Futurist Gifts

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

Occu-Pie Mars

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robots In The Boardroom

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Time Machine Collision

Real Life/Surreal Life

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Toy Shops and Educated Children

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.