Retro Romantics Gifts

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

'Who do you think you're kidding? — the AARP doesn't have secret agents!'

Old School Likes

"I hit her on the head with my club! No reaction! I hit her again! Absolutely no reaction! I don't understand "the dating game" anymore!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Fossil record player.

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

'You're always living in the past.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Groovy Baby

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'I miss the great depression.'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

'Oh, the amenity!'

The Remote Olympics