Vintage Romantics Gifts

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Opening the Barrel

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'You're always living in the past.'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"