Old-fashioned Romantics Gifts

When it comes to getting women's phone numbers in bars, I still do it the old-fashioned way: I use a pen and paper, not a smartphone. I'm also a traditionalist when it comes to calling after the first date: I don

Right click for yes...

Dancing in pyjamas

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

Cupid paints Stop sign

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'He Will!'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

An Appreciation

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Doctors in Love.

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

Antiques

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Strategies that will always work

The night of the return

Romance

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.