Old-school Romantics Gifts

'I got your text-message marriage proposal... and I've answered you by snail mail.'

'Grandpa, what was the most romantic thing you ever tweeted grandma?'

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

Right click for yes...

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Dancing in pyjamas

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

Cupid paints Stop sign

"Everybody meets online these days."

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'He Will!'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Oh, he's so romantic."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

An Appreciation

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Antiques

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Strategies that will always work

Romance

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

Romeo and Juliet 2.0