Retro Romance Gifts

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Say dollface, what brings you to a joint like this?"

"Wow! I bet you miss those greener, simpler times!"

Toot toot tootsie, Goodbye!

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Fossil record player.

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'You're always living in the past.'

Groovy Baby

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'I miss the great depression.'

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Hippie Edibles Co.

'Oh, the amenity!'