Retro Romance Prints

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Say dollface, what brings you to a joint like this?"

"Wow! I bet you miss those greener, simpler times!"

Toot toot tootsie, Goodbye!

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Colonial Larrysburg.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

'You're always living in the past.'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Groovy Baby

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Oh, he's so romantic."

Young Elvis

Old Book Smell

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"The record player is skipping again."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'Oh, the amenity!'