Romantic Retro Prints

'Ten years ago you couldn't keep your hands off me!'

'You're always living in the past.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Love Conquers All

Love linked

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

Paint pots in love

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Ostriches making out

Fossil record player.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"You're solemates!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"There's something I have to tell you."