Romantic Retro T-Shirts

'Ten years ago you couldn't keep your hands off me!'

'You're always living in the past.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Diamond outfits

Love linked

Love Conquers All

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"You're solemates!"

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

Fossil record player.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Ostriches making out

"Oh, how sweet of you."