Retro Romantic Prints

The Pet Young Bachelor Parson.

'She doesn't have to be anything special. I only want her for laundry and cooking.'

Antiques

"Just drop your letter in the box is all, you don't have to push a 'send' key."

"Hooking-up online didn't exist in my day...I had to go ot a bar and buy a truck-load of drinks just for the privilege of being ignored by multiple women!"

"My grandparents are so old that they met off-line."

"You know, I once had a thing for you."

Diva

'Oh, the amenity!'

'Well I never Did! Doris Mickelthwaite! Not only still gorgeous but single too.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"The trouble is all the men we know are physically perfect."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Summer 1943: The Great Ice Cream Shortage

"Is there an emojis that says 'remember when we used to have a cocktail and conversation before dinner?'"

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

"Really? I've never known anyone in the phone book before."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"They're writing songs of love, but not for me"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'You're always living in the past.'

Groovy Baby

'He Will!'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"