Retro Romance Fan Prints

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Fossil record player.

"Do you do much walking?"

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Groovy Baby

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."