Teenage Romance Gifts

'Linda, your boy friend is here to visit our refrigerator.'

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"Have you told your dad about your new boyfriend?"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

"Now that's reality TV."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"It's okay dad, I'm just saying good night."

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'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

"Homoapous amorius...the common lovebirds."

Young Love

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"Hold it! We can't just kiss and kiss. We need to talk, too."

"So who do you think Carolina is?"

"My boyfriend's fifteen. . . do you have any perfume that smells like pizza?"

"Look, Emily. We have no chemistry. All we have is recess."

"Maybe Baldo and I should talk...alone."

Baldo and a girl splash back and forth at the pool.

Baldo reality vs. Baldo fantasy.

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

'You are going to love my parents, They go away every weekend,'

'I think maybe we've reached the age of the big turn around.'

'If there's one think I hate, it's a boy who wont take 'Yes' for an answer.'