Childhood Imagination Conjurer Gifts

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A boy acting suspiciously

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"You're welcome."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"Kids."

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Tiger Costume

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

No wishing

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus