Childhood Imagination Conjurer Gifts

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A boy acting suspiciously

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"You're welcome."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"Kids."

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

Tiger Costume

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

No wishing

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."