Innovative Parents Pillows

First Lessons in Walking

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'The stuka brought you.'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

Modern Parents

Virtual Beach

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

'You wash and I'll dry.'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

My dad makes his own beer.

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

Designer Baby.

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

"Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Can we keep it?"