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First Lessons in Walking

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'The stuka brought you.'

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

Modern Parents

Virtual Beach

'You wash and I'll dry.'

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

My dad makes his own beer.

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"Daddy will give back your paintball gun as soon as he’s made his definitive statement on the nature of existence."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

Designer Baby.

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.

"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"