Innovative Children Pillows

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

A boy acting suspiciously

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'All good things must come to an end.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Kids."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

No wishing

Tiger Costume

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."