Innovative Children Pillows

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

A boy acting suspiciously

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'All good things must come to an end.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"Kids."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Tiger Costume

Playing dustbins

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'