Sophisticated Youngster Gifts

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Wine Lady

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Bryan Ferry

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Philosopher trading cards.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"I detect an accent – money?"

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"She's always been a quick learner."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'My first tattoo...'

Cocktails and Peacocks

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

The four major food groups.

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

Rape of the Lock- The Barge