Sophisticated Youngster Mugs

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Wine Lady

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Bryan Ferry

"It's an Eyesaur."

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Philosopher trading cards.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"I detect an accent – money?"

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"She's always been a quick learner."

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

'My first tattoo...'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

Cocktails and Peacocks

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

The four major food groups.

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."