Sophisticated Friend Mugs

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

Wine Lady

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"The meaning of life at a glance"

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

Culinary Culture.

Rudolf Carnap

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Arabian Nights.

Cocktails and Peacocks

Isaac Newton...stumped.

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

"Just got of the phone with Alex Jones. He tells me the illuminati lizards are approaching the moon. do we have space force on this?"

Campaign 2010.

"You have the right to one phone call, or one cell phone call, or one pager call, or one e-mail!"

Vote for me...I'm not that guy!

"The doctors running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching in our waiting room."

New to selfies? Pick a style!