Sophisticated Animal Lover Mugs

"He's so posh...!"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Nutty Assistants

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

"Squark! Ooh... ahh... do it again you hot stud!"

"You shouldn't feel too bad. I think it's remarkable they managed even one jump."

Stranded falconer send Falcon from deserted Island with a note in a bottle.

'It's a Drama right? I would be great for the part: I can cry on command!'

'Like it or not baby, I'm the only rooster in this henhouse...'

"Teaching him to use a knife and fork was easy but he still can't tell a Merlot from a Chianti!"

"I wear my elitism lightly."

"Why can't you just fetch and beg like a normal dog?"

Rodins way out

Cats drinking cocktails

Hare Dryer.

"Looks like your mother's off feeding the rats again."

Cat Spray.

"Where did you get this from?"

'She's a bit on the rare side.'

'Because that's what tomcats do... they go out at night.'

"The crude oil is on the left, and the refined oil is on the right."

"I don't need coffee. I wake up and smell the animals."

'Every morning precisely at seven, Mrs Henderson took Petey out on his exercise fly.'