Sophisticated Animal Lover Pillows

"He's so posh...!"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Nutty Assistants

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

"Squark! Ooh... ahh... do it again you hot stud!"

'It's a Drama right? I would be great for the part: I can cry on command!'

Stranded falconer send Falcon from deserted Island with a note in a bottle.

"You shouldn't feel too bad. I think it's remarkable they managed even one jump."

"Why can't you just fetch and beg like a normal dog?"

"Teaching him to use a knife and fork was easy but he still can't tell a Merlot from a Chianti!"

"I wear my elitism lightly."

"He's my little fur baby is what he is."

Cat Spray.

Rodins way out

"Looks like your mother's off feeding the rats again."

'Like it or not baby, I'm the only rooster in this henhouse...'

Hare Dryer.

Cats drinking cocktails

"Where did you get this from?"

'She's a bit on the rare side.'

'Because that's what tomcats do... they go out at night.'

"The crude oil is on the left, and the refined oil is on the right."

"I don't need coffee. I wake up and smell the animals."