Sophisticated Music Lover Gifts

Vincenzo Bellini

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

Omara Portuondo

Wine Lady

He kept up his guitar practise...

Impressing dad.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Anna Calvi

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

A Fairytale Update

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Trump! The Musical

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Triangle

George Michael

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Orchestra.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."