Aspirational Youngster Gifts

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

What else is there to wish for?

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"It's an Eyesaur."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"He wants to be an architect."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

Girl trying to be a woman

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"