Ambitious Youngster Gifts

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

"She's always been a quick learner."

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."