Little Actor Gifts

'I hate that Michael Rafferty. We were playing doctor and he kept me waiting two hours.'

'Blimey! She's good.'

"Just be yourself."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

My First Camera

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Joan Hickson

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Four children playing the flute.

Young Picasso at the Beach

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Happy Turkey Day!

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Tabletop Theatre

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Take a bow!

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Small boy teasing a priest by removing jesus from the cross and leaving a 'Back in five minutes' sign

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."