Little Actor Pillows

'I hate that Michael Rafferty. We were playing doctor and he kept me waiting two hours.'

'Blimey! She's good.'

"Just be yourself."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

My First Camera

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Joan Hickson

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Four children playing the flute.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Tabletop Theatre

Happy Turkey Day!

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Take a bow!

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Small boy teasing a priest by removing jesus from the cross and leaving a 'Back in five minutes' sign

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'