"Gentlemen, we have ourselves a very troubling trend."
Children's Performer Mugs
Discover mugs that celebrate the joy and energy of children's performers, featuring charming illustrations and witty sayings that will make their coffee breaks more inspiring.
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
They hated me.
Showbiz Awards
'Here you go, kid! A worm.'
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
"Extreme miming"
Pirate
"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."
"We're following Carrot Top."
"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."
"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"
"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."
"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"
A Guide to Balloon Animals
"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
Cow Show Tunes
"Smile when you say that, pardner."
"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."
George Michael
Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.
'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'
Four children playing the flute.
Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'
"I'm the only sane artist in the world."
Jack Gleeson
'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'
"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."
Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition
"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"
Children's Performer Mugs Collection
Children's Performer Pillows
Find cozy pillows with charming designs for children's performers that add a touch of inspiration to any space.
Children's Performer Prints
Browse inspiring prints that capture the joy of children's performance, perfect for decorating a rehearsal space or bedroom.
Children's Performer T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirts celebrating young stars and performers, offering playful designs that showcase their love for entertaining kids.