Child Star Career Mugs

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

"Could I ask just one question?"

Exam

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'