School Play Star Mugs

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"Could I ask just one question?"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

I drive, therefore I am.

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'Oh, Christ.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'