School Play Star Prints

"Could I ask just one question?"

Exam

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

I drive, therefore I am.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'Oh, Christ.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'