School Star Prints

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Could I ask just one question?"

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

'Why are writing so slowly?'

'My classmates voted me most likely to succeed!'

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Exam

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

I drive, therefore I am.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"It's so good to see them studying so hard. Gracie does it because of her thirst for knowledge. Baldo does it out of self-defense."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"Are you sure you're not assigning too much homework? - I don't want to end up overqualified."

'Straight A's. That means good.'