Child Star Fans T-Shirts

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"The kid's good."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Hollywood or bust!

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

Elton John

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

Dua Lipa caricature

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

David Letterman

Madonna

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Antonio Banderas

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Stephen Fry

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Amy Schumer

Proud Mum.

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

Elvis fans

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'